The Bug
This bug is the most exciting thing to happen to me all year.
How sad is that.
Pretty sad.
So i have decided to go on a Holiday for some excitement.
This year I have chosen, Georgina's Cat Heaven. Comes complete with Cat-Walks on the balcony, Balcony grime to rub myself in to get the stinky Pantene off my fur, a really heavy door to play 'nudge' with, and a massive wardrobe to disappear into its many vortex's.
Can't wait.
Whilst i'm gone i'm sending the idiots to Cairns. Hopefully they get eaten by a stingray or something.