Wardrobe Awareness Week

This week I am raising Wardrobe Awareness. I dont think people understand just how cool wardrobes are, and I am here to rectify that problem.

Wardrobes are really great, for one, you can sleep on top of them and feel superior.

It's like being a king and looking down on the lowly peasants, plus its good to be incognito when people are looking for you.."good luck finding me up here morons"

So for Wardrobe Awareness Week everyone should go out and buy a wardrobe, apparently you can keep things in them too ?? ..