These Tings I Theenk
What gives with Birds?
Do they not realise that I can get up to 3 cans of catfood a day if I look really pathetic and give them Princess Di eyes. They don't even know. Idiots.
Should I put suncream on my nose? I pretty much sleep about 7 hours a day in a constant sunbeam. That can't be good...
Sometimes I wish I could make an escape rope out of the sheets and be freeee
Is that a Christmas Beetle?
Sometimes I just want to pee into the wind.