This is Lenman

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

These Tings I Theenk

What gives with Birds?

Do they not realise that I can get up to 3 cans of catfood a day if I look really pathetic and give them Princess Di eyes. They don't even know. Idiots.

Should I put suncream on my nose? I pretty much sleep about 7 hours a day in a constant sunbeam. That can't be good...


Sometimes I wish I could make an escape rope out of the sheets and be freeee

Is that a Christmas Beetle?

Sometimes I just want to pee into the wind.

I'm sleepy.