These Tings I Theenk
What gives with Birds?
Do they not realise that I can get up to 3 cans of catfood a day if I look really pathetic and give them Princess Di eyes. They don't even know. Idiots.
Should I put suncream on my nose? I pretty much sleep about 7 hours a day in a constant sunbeam. That can't be good...
Harumph
Sometimes I wish I could make an escape rope out of the sheets and be freeee
Is that a Christmas Beetle?
Sometimes I just want to pee into the wind.
I'm sleepy.
posted by Lenman at
11:28 PM
1 Comments:
Have you tried the leg-wind/trip up? If you can time it when they are just going out, you can trip them and bolt for the open door.
This worked for me once, but I was tramatized by the people in white coats, chasing and catching me and locking me in a cold, dark cage. They called my parents to pick me up from the pokey....That was humiliating.....
...but they did have to pay a fine...heeheehee...served them right.
peanut
<$I18NByCommentAhrefuthor$>, At 12:53 AM
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