Mortal Enemy
I hate this thing.
HATE. IT.
It is loud.
It is scary.
This thing completely ruins all my hard work.
I spend hours shedding hair, in every room , on all the furniture, only to have this stupid loud piece of crap come along and suck it all up.
I hate everything about it.
I hate that its green.
I hate that it sucks up my precious kitty litter that I leave around as a marking in all the rooms I claim as my own.
Mostly, I hate it because it gives me attitude. I'll be sitting there minding my own business when this loud effing shitbox comes and scares the shit out me.
Die Vaccum. Die.
posted by Lenman at
9:08 PM
2 Comments:
If it's any help.....my vacuum died last week :( no more purple carpet eater for me....until we get the new pink and white dustsucker :)
Revenge to all vacuum cleaners!!!
Hugs
Whisky
xx
<$I18NByCommentAhrefuthor$>, At 10:33 PM
Dewd - we had one of those in our old apartment. It was a total biatch and it stressed me out. I get all tense just thinking back about it. I puke when I get too stressed out. Maybe you should puke on it. My puke comes out cylindrical.
Your friend,
BELLA!
<$I18NByCommentAhrefuthor$>, At 11:28 PM
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