I vant to suck your bloooooood

I dont know what is scarier?? the fact my life is in the hands of the two biggest morons on earth, or the fact that i actually like them.

Is it MY fault that The Morons watched Underworld Evolution?
Is it MY fault that they went to bed all scared of vampires?
Is it MY fault that I had a hairball at 3am?

Hey, I consider underneath the bed right near their heads a prime spot to cough up a hairball. *Haaaaaack Ha-aaaaaaaaack*, how was I supposed to know they'd freak out and think there was a vampire under the bed??

From now on those two are limited to only watching DISNEY!
They'll probably think a werewolf is breaking in next time I do a large poo at four-o-clock in the morning. SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRRRRRATCH