Whitey... The White
I was made for hating you Whitey, You were made for hating Me.
I can't get enough of you Whitey, Can you get enough of Me.
On the weekend, The Morons came home drunk and tried to socialise me with the skanky cat who lives on the stairs.
Why??
It was a bad idea..... First of all. I only like Humans. And second of all, if I was going to be friends with another cat, it wouldnt be one who spends all their time licking thier crack on the staircase all day.
I have standards.
FROM THE MIND OF WHITEY: whatta you problem eh? I licka you gotta problem? I like-a-you, all the time you meowing I come up the stairs and you treat-a-me like a poopies you get stuck on your fur. I don' need no stinkin peeety friendship, I waita to be a friends witha you, and you letta me know when you wanna make-a-nice.
I can't get enough of you Whitey, Can you get enough of Me.
On the weekend, The Morons came home drunk and tried to socialise me with the skanky cat who lives on the stairs.
Why??
It was a bad idea..... First of all. I only like Humans. And second of all, if I was going to be friends with another cat, it wouldnt be one who spends all their time licking thier crack on the staircase all day.
I have standards.
FROM THE MIND OF WHITEY: whatta you problem eh? I licka you gotta problem? I like-a-you, all the time you meowing I come up the stairs and you treat-a-me like a poopies you get stuck on your fur. I don' need no stinkin peeety friendship, I waita to be a friends witha you, and you letta me know when you wanna make-a-nice.
posted by Lenman at
7:28 PM
3 Comments:
Maybe you'd like him if you met him somewhere new to the both of you?
<$I18NByCommentAhrefuthor$>, At 8:40 PM
If Feifei were to ever meet Lenman, Lenny would make Feifei his bitch... our cat is unnaturally friendly to other cats and never takes being smacked down repeatedly as a sign that someone doesn't wish to be his friend!
Lenman is a real cat...
<$I18NByCommentAhrefuthor$>, At 7:44 PM
Is Whitey anorexic?
<$I18NByCommentAhrefuthor$>, At 12:58 PM
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