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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Lenmans Life

So, what's been happening in the Life of Len Lately?? well...

FLEAS - yes I had fleas?? who knows where from?? fuckers. I have two theories, one being that the crackhead who hangs out on the stairs, "whitey"... left some presents for me, and the fleas somehow managed to find me, even though I am way too hot and silky for Fleas.. Do I look like a refugee to you?? So it was either "whitey" or some fleas hitchhiked home on one of the Idiots, I wouldnt put it past them to have fleas.. they are disgusting most of the time anyway.

FLEA BATH - so what did the Idiots have to do to get rid of the fleas? Major Bathage.. Urgh.. the flea shampoo left my fur less than silky, I much prefer Sunsilk, or Pantene over that rubbish.

WINTER - mmm cold much.. this sucks.. The only time I am truly happy is when I am soaking up the warmth from one of the Idiots heads or legs when they are sleeping.. I get right under the covers and radiate like a volcano till they pull me out worried that I might be getting brain damaged from all the heat.. what would they know?? Idiots.

Plus the usual, hangin in the laundry, hangin in the cupboards, hangin on the shoerack, playing with plastic bags...

Pics to follow once I can find the attachments to the new camera.

Peace! Len xx

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