This I like, This I dont like

I like the following:

Having my nails clipped

Its so relaxing and really reaffirms my manliness. Plus it's fun to then sharpen my claws on the holy "couch".. I am always getting in trouble for that, but hey! don't cut my frekkin nails, and nothing will get scratched up. Idiots.

I like bags:


In particular - bags from expensive stores, David Jones bags, Peter Alexander Bags... whatever.. just give me a bag and I will entertain myself for a good 4 hours.

I do NOT like:

Being forced to dance like a human.

Hindquarter dancing feels wrong.... so wrong.. I don't look as cool as I normally would.