What do to.....

Sooooo many hours to fill.... many people would think that a housecat has a simple "easy" life, yah! right!.. its all running up and down the hall and lickin to you people, I have goals too you know.


For instance, tomorrow, I will partake in the following:

7am: wake up the parentals, stand on their heads till they wake up and feed me.
7.30am: partake in family bathroom time, ie -toothbrushing, showering, and me doing a large smelly poo.
8am: stage a 'protest' at the door
9 - 12pm: play in new toys, stare out the window, check food-bowl, attack the couch in a matter of ninja power
12 - 5pm: naptime
5 - 6pm: nap at the door till parents come home, sniff shoes when need inspiration
6.45: do 'welcome home' stretching routine at the door, and get more food
7 - 8pm: run around entertaining the parents, ie; scratch up the couch, hide under the bed, jump on the blinds, hide in cupboards, do more smelly poos.
8 - 10pm: downtime on the sac (time for me to lick and reflect on the days work)
11pm - 6am: chase imaginery things up the hall, do laps around the house, work out the days calories and excess energy, jump up and down on the bed a thousand times till i get the primo spot. Snuggle under the covers like a human, and look cute.

REPEAT everyday

its tiresome i tell ya.