Noone Listens
Everytime the "idiots" go shopping, I tell them what they should be buying. Suffice to say - they don't listen.
What good is a Taco Kit to me?? I cant hold a frekkin Taco shell.
Muesli - frekkin tree huggin hippies. GAY! never buy that shit again
Other Hippy Food - trust me, we share a bathroom, you don't need any additional 'folate' in your diet.
Heinz Soup - the fact that you own Heinz soup just proves to me how sad you are.. sitting at home with me alone on friday night drinkin your soup for one. Get a life.
In the future, I want to see cans of Tuna, Salmon, Chicken Carcus, and more tins of Fancy Feast than meets the eye.
None of this pasta rubbish.
Are we Clear?
GOOD.
posted by Lenman at
12:47 PM
2 Comments:
Dude, you are hilarious, not to mention handsome. I am glad we are friends.
Love,
BELLA!
P.S. I totally understand how frustrating parental units can be. It's like how many times do we have to say the same thing to them? Try acting pathetic. It works for me.
<$I18NByCommentAhrefuthor$>, At 2:38 PM
Oh Mr. Lenman.. you are so funny, you have me in stitches! You look so very mean and scary! I bet your mommy and daddy really respond to that. I'm such a scaredy cat that Mommy laughs at me when I try to be mean. I just don't have it in me. Way to stand up for yourself, I say!
<$I18NByCommentAhrefuthor$>, At 5:03 PM
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